The biggest change after having kids was putting a swear jar in the house. Whenever I say a bad word, 
I have to put a dollar in the jar, and 
at the end of every month, I take all that money and buy myself a nice steak for being such a cool dad.

--Comedian Mark Chalifoux

Damn...I'd be able to buy a steak once or twice a week.

me too Mate...trouble with driving a truck and having worked on the waterfront...Timaru wharfies are famous for being belligerent,so language was ahhh rather colorful at times.

I'd be in good company too.

Does mumbling under your breath count? I work at an elementary school, so I get to deal with the four stupidest kinds of people that exist. Parents, teachers, aides, and administrators. I could be eating steak for breakfast, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner, and midnight snack.

I'm afraid I'd have to go on a diet if I had to rely on a curse jar to eat...
I just never picked up the habit.