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I'm blind
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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2023 1:07 pm    Post subject: I'm blind Reply with quote

dam

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2023 3:43 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm blind Reply with quote

Scratch Scratch funny, well sorta, but close to the line of decency mate. Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2023 5:33 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm blind Reply with quote

That little vice on my shoulder told me I had to do it

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 8:10 am    Post subject: Re: I'm blind Reply with quote

STOP LISTENING TO VOICES!!! (RETCH)

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 9:59 am    Post subject: Re: I'm blind Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
STOP LISTENING TO VOICES!!! (RETCH)

I would but they come up with some pretty good ideas

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 11:56 am    Post subject: Re: I'm blind Reply with quote

It amazes me to see what some in our current culture think looks "good". There was a woman on the news the other day whose eyebrows were obviously painted on and she looked like Groucho Marx.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 4:45 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm blind Reply with quote

It never ceases to amaze me what some believe makes them (in their mind) look more attractive.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2023 10:09 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm blind Reply with quote

tatooed eye brows seem to be quite common.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 8:32 am    Post subject: Re: I'm blind Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
tatooed eye brows seem to be quite common.

More so with cancer victims and people with alopecia.

FYI: I could have done without that picture!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 8:57 am    Post subject: Re: I'm blind Reply with quote

Burned into your brain is it?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 2:15 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm blind Reply with quote

Scratch hemorrhoids are a bloody pain in the bum. Mad ..... thats his excuse.....her Scratch Scratch ...not so much Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 3:25 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm blind Reply with quote

I suppose when you get sick of her, you could simply lick the lips…HERS, not the dog’s…and stick her to a bus window that’s leaving town.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 4:43 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm blind Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
I suppose when you get sick of her, you could simply lick the lips…HERS, not the dog’s…and stick her to a bus window that’s leaving town.
Haha Haha Haha ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2023 1:39 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm blind Reply with quote

yip,that'll work

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