Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,
everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a
new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot
the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like
me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed: Clueless













Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore!
You're a Senator from New York running for President of the United
States. Act like one.

saw dear abby's answer coming on that one. Still accurate though!

You know...see it coming and still funny. That makes for a great punch line.

You got me hook, line, and sinker.