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Suzanne Super Member


Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:43 pm Post subject: Joined at the tooth |
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A Sioux woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any pain killers because I'm in a big hurry," the Sioux woman said. " Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"
The Sioux woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
Hey Dimitri howz the tooth?
Suz
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slimjim Super Member


Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8317 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:14 am Post subject: Re: Joined at the tooth |
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Suz, thats for starting my day off with a chuckle!
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
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gelandangan Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6468 Location: Sydney Australia
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sniper Super Member


Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Posts: 735 Location: Utah
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:40 pm Post subject: Re: Joined at the tooth |
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Suzanne:
And here I thought it was going to be about two teen agers who were making out, and their braces locked!
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